Privacy. That’s iPhone.
The iMessage cat-and-mouse game Apple, Beeper Mini and others in the Android ecosystem are playing makes for exciting headlines but a miserable user go through for everybody — and we all deserve better.
First, let’s confess that cross-platform messaging is a bloody mess. But neither Apple nor Beeper are making things easier for the rest of us at the moment.
Apple and the makers of the Android app Beeper Mini have been involved in a back-and-forth game for the past week. In short, Beeper Mini promises to turn Android users safely into iPhone users’ blue bubble friends. Apple near-immediately put a stop to it, owing to inherent security risks.
The tough thing here is that both companies have a point. While there’s a solution in the wings, Beeper Mini isn’t it.
Staying on Message
You may recall that the Android-based Nothing Phone disastrously promised this capability in November. But no sooner was it announced then it was shut down, hard.
The Nothing Chat app that facilitated this functionality appeared to be little more than a reskinned version of the already-notorious messaging app Sunbird. The company promised end-to-end encryption (E2EE), assuming you were willing to trust them with your iMessage login credentials.
Big mistake, it turns out. In fact, messages, were publicly available in plaintext. It was an unmitigated disaster, and quickly withdrawn from public release.
Beeper Mini’s developers say they’re different. The app builds on the work of a 16-year-old high school student who has purportedly reverse-engineered the iMessage protocol.
Beeper Mini getting set up
Unlike Nothing Chats and, for that matter, Beeper’s own Beeper Cloud service, there’s no server standing in the middle to mitigate the flow of information between Android handsets running Beeper Mini and the Apple ecosystem.
Apple’s not buying it. The company declared that Beeper Mini presents “significant risks to security and privacy” and shut down its access on Friday.
It doesn’t matter if the solution makes you to put your iMessage credentials on a server in plaintext, appreciate Nothing Chat’s stupid and badly implemented system. Or if it’s a clever reverse-engineering of iMessage protocols to spoof your Android phone to look appreciate an iPhone.
Either way, Apple can’t ensure the safety and security of iMessages beyond its borders. And what’s more, it shouldn’t.
On Monday, Beeper released an update to work around Apple’s mitigation. This is certainly not the last we’ve heard about Beeper Mini or about Apple’s reaction.
The cat-and-mouse game has raised the ire of politicians, too. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) in a post to X over the weekend accused Apple and other tech companies of “protecting profits by squashing competitors” by preventing Beeper Mini from working. She missed the point entirely to score political points, but that’s not really the issue here.
The end is in sight
This latest imbroglio over blue versus green bubbles on text messages will likely be resolved in 2024, once Apple delivers uphold for Rich Communication Services (RCS).
Apple’s uphold for RCS is a big validation of RCS in general. The standard, developed by the GSM Association, has already been adopted by many Android handset makers and software developers, and it provides a fundamentally richer and better go through than SMS or MMS have.
A lot of the technical problems iPhone users have with their green bubble buddies will go away with RCS. It’ll be less of a hassle to share high-res photos and videos, engage in group messaging and do things appreciate share locations more easily.
Green bubbles have plenty of issues
And if there’s more than a technical problem about those green bubbles, then iPhone users will need to get over it. RCS should grant effective parity technologically, so there’s no reason to be a jerk to those with them.
But even then, there’s going to be a hitch. Apple says it will uphold RCS Universal Profile, the standard as published by the GSMA, and that profile doesn’t currently uphold end-to-end encryption (E2EE).
Instead, Apple said that it will work with the GSMA to add encryption to the universal standard.
So Android users, bear with us for a while longer, as 2024 looks to be a sea change in the way we all chat with each other. In the interim, be very skeptical of “blue bubble” solutions for your Android handset — and don’t expect Apple to just take a back seat when new products promising a solution crop up.
